little white mouse

A euphemism for a tampon.

I reached down and deftly inserted the little white mouse in just under two seconds.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

Mouseville

Mouseville is a tourist attraction in Tallahassee, Florida where Eduard "Del" Delacroix's mouse, Mr. Jingles, was going to be taken to live out the remainder of its years. Visitors pay a dime apiece, two cents for the kids. Inside the tent they got this mouse city made out of old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in. They got the Mouseville All-Star Circus. There's mice that swing on trapeze. Mice that roll barrels. Mice that stack coins.

Mouseville is a city in Florida.

by desuforeverlulz April 24, 2012

Mickey Mouse Effect

When you have a special fondness for someone you meet while on vacation or a happy time in your life.

You have the Mickey Mouse Effect on many people, coming to Las Vegas and not seeing you is like going to Disneyland and not seeing Mickey Mouse

by Diamond Slim August 13, 2019

mickey mouse bullshit

A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.

"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."

by Andrew Wesker December 30, 2007

moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

monday mouse

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA May 11, 2012

jiggle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 24, 2013