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metrosexual

a person who jerks off to trains
"Woah that kid is jerking off to that r42's axle! What a metrosexual!"
by Penis VanLesbian April 10, 2021
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Morbisexual

A sexuality revolving around the Anti-Hero "Morbius" meaning you are only tunnel visioned and sexually attracted to Morbius
"hey are you straight or gay?"

"neither im Morbisexual"
by Owen Berdan April 21, 2022
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metrosexuals

Males who are concerned with their looks more than the average female. A metrosexual generally takes a signifigant amount of time in the bathroom "grooming" themselves before going out. They often get quite upset or even aggressive when their hair is touched, and refuse to go outside in the rain. Spiked bleached hair and tan skin is common among metrosexuals, but it is not necessary. A metrosexual can be gay, but they often are not.

Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.
Those guys with the Mark McGrath haircuts are such metrosexuals!
by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008
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memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.
I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.
by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007
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Metrosexual

A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.
Person 1: "Is he gay"

Person 2: "No, he does dress well, but he has a wife"

Person 1: "Oh, he must be metro then"
by Monde July 4, 2005
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Manly Metrosexual

a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.
Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.
by HollyBabe May 4, 2010
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mariosexual

I person who is only sexual to the nintendo character mario
Tom is mariosexual guys
by IWantToRapeMario69 March 11, 2022
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