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Moron 5

People who openly hate the band 'Maroon 5' call the band 'Moron 5' as a form of insult. Main reason is the 'bitchy voice' of Adam Levine.
>"I am going to Maroon 5 tonight!"

<"Dude...stop being obsessed with Moron 5's stupid ass music."
by KKOPPI October 14, 2011
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The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
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Moron

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence
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Moronist

Someone who doesn't care about your race, gender or religion, but doesn't like you because you are a moron.

In today's world this is what makes you moronist:
You don't like people who play videos laud on their mobile phone while on the airplane or any other public transportation
You don't like people who touch bread in the shop with their bare hands
You don't like people who play on the mobile phone while walking in the Tube during the rush hour
You don't like people who throw rubbish around
You don't like people who do stupid things and don't care about other human beings around them
The list is endless.
I don't care what's your background, I don't like you because you don't care about others around you. I am a moronist.
by irefusestupidity April 15, 2020
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syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.
by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014
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fucking moron

One level of stupidity above a regular moron.
(noun) A very stupid and foolish person.

One who has an IQ score of below 20.
The Secret Service code name for Donald Trump.
Staff member: "Mr Secretary, why are you so mad at President Trump?"
Secretary Rex Tillerson: "Because he's a fucking moron."
by Kylox October 13, 2017
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Fucking moron

45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, as allegedly described by his former Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.
by Houstonguy1984 June 10, 2018
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