Mat Morbid

1. A craddle robbing hoe
2. usually has a big gap
3. doesn't brush teeth
4. sceenie weenie
5. ugly
"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"
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morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.
that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!
by morbidangel5150 August 01, 2008
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land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)
every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing
by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006
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Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.
"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."
by Truly Tish February 09, 2014
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Morbid

A super cool person/group of people with questionable morals, extremely dark sense of humour, listen to alternative music and dress alternatively, practice many forms of evil magic/voodoo, etc.

These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.

They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.

They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.
"ew eMo!"
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'
by Theultimaterizzmaster August 06, 2023
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morbid

The absolute peak. What is supreme and above everything. Can be used to refer to anything that's on top of every other positive adjective you can use in a sentence.

This is of course a reference to the highest grossing film of all time, and the most watched piece of media in history, Morbius (2022).
"Hey, have you seen that insane trick Jay did with his skateboard?"

"Dude, that was morbid. I'm light years away from learning that stunt."
by MarS_88 June 02, 2022
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Morbid

Mentally Unstable Individual Whom Participates In Necrophiliac Acts, Usually Either Ukrainian Or Nordic.
OMG ITS A MORBID!!! IM GONAN GET DOXXED! NOOO
by MorbidArchie March 24, 2024
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