Mat Morbid

1. A craddle robbing hoe
2. usually has a big gap
3. doesn't brush teeth
4. sceenie weenie
5. ugly

"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"

by LaQuisha Shanqueeta Jackson June 16, 2008

morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.

that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!

by morbidangel5150 September 26, 2008

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014

morbid ending

A means of ending a sexual encounter by asphyxiation

on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.

by kennyrogers June 9, 2015

morbid facts

A fact video on TikTok or YouTube Shorts by user con_spiracy about “morbid facts” or facts about things that are unsettling or gross.

Morbid facts, part 241.

According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.

by nycrailfanproductions November 27, 2023

Morbid-keeping

Morbid-keeping, also known as morbid keeping, or morbidkeeping, is a form of gate keeping used commonly across the internet.

It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"

It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"

A random popular streamer: "Guys, I'm trying to find the source for this but it's all just morbid-keeping replies!"

by ayochadbeat December 8, 2023