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Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.
by Saiga12 May 9, 2011
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urban morality

Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.
Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.
Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.
by rational person July 24, 2012
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armchair morality

One who attempts to uphold a mindset, ideology, or virtue that one has little to no experience dealing with.

This person is usually ignorant, lacks empathy, and lacks self awareness.

Example: Steve Shives
“She displays great armchair morality
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Asylum Morality Police

A vigilante group of international protection applicants who tacitly reconstitute a religious landscape of Sharīaʿ code through innuendo and cultural opprobrium in Direct Provision, so as to create a hostile environment towards gender nonconforming and transgender international protection applicants.
The fear of becoming the target of morality policing in Direct Provision may induce others to shield themselves against the asylum morality police's threats, and to engage in self-protecting behaviour and attributions
by Canada (2022) October 13, 2022
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Bureau of Morality

A fictional organization from the alternate reality game to the Nine Inch Nails Album Year Zero. The purpose of the Bureau is to keep citizens in line and make sure they aren't doing anything they consider "un-american" such as expressing dissapointment with the government. Extreme punishments are handed down to people who do break their laws and use their voice.
Our schoolboard's really become the Bureau of Morality, it sucks!
by Gaaraofthedamned January 19, 2011
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objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."
by Ravio October 4, 2016
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