mortadella's

Usually a white troz' who weighs no less than 235lbs, lives in close proximity to a fast food chain (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Harvey's, Pizza Hut), and is always one of the most active bitchez on the dance floor. The scientific reason for this hyperactivity is due to the fact that all the accumulated sugar stored in scarced accumulator pockets throughout their body, slowly gets released in their blood stream as they move their often stagnating bodies.

"ehh bro, go ask that mortadella near the bar if she can cut us some slices off her thigh for our lunches tomorrow, i tink my mom didn't go grocery shopping yet"

"minghia j0e, they have crazy bass in this club, i can feel the floor moving even in the bathroom"
-"nah br0, its just a mortadella on the dance floor"
"aight c00l br0, eh, we buy a couple bottles to impress the girls?"
-"b3h y4 br0, w4t d0 you t1nk 0v3r h3re guy, y0u t1nk euhhHhhh. b4h g1mme y0ur 20 doll4rz 0h"

by minghia.net March 29, 2003

Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.

Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.

by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011

Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017

Mad Mozzarella

noun

1) Money or crazy chedda

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick December 9, 2008

mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.

"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"

by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019