Moose

An adjective describing something as very large, very awesome or a combination of the two.

That yard sale was moose.
This cheeseburger is so moose.
That's moose.

by Alex Hooopes September 11, 2012

Moose

A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.

Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!

by Symphony210812 March 01, 2012

Moose

An extremely large penis, one which usually makes its owner look like a dwarf compared to it.

Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"

by AllieA69 December 04, 2016

Moosed

Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you

you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you

by ADJMETT June 27, 2011

Moosing

To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.

Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!

by Sakotheking December 01, 2013

moose

Word of randomness used by few.

What the moose? You moose! Ahhh moose you!

by moosehead August 01, 2004

Moose

When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.

Dude, we moosed the hell out of that slut that you railed...

by Pellican January 31, 2009