moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

moosefucker

One who is always fucking ugly, fat women.

Eww, look at that fat chick he's with... He must be a real moosefucker.

by NuNuSniffer April 13, 2007

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004

Mooselim

Islam religeon for moose.

That moose is mooselim.

by batman8813 January 17, 2017

Moosecock

Nickname invented while drunk one night.

"Hey! Listen! How bout Moosecock?!"

by Nick April 23, 2003

Moosepickle

the most random thing ever...it's crazy and great, what a great picture of a moose and a pickle!

"Doode what was the homework?"

"MOOSEPICKLEEEEEE! xD"

by bloopxD! January 25, 2009

moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

by tollthebell February 20, 2011