Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.

"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"

by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025

Moongrooving

to be severely intoxicated; resulting in loss of control of legiments and severe dancing

woah Dave, Conor and I were moongrooving so hard lastnight, you should have been there

by amac12399 September 5, 2012

Moongoon

The act in which one contacts a Navajo Indian tribe member, specifically one that is named "Eagle Eye", for he is the ring leader of the moongooning squad. For one to undergo the moongooning ritual a bison should be killed and beheaded. The bison's blood must be painted on one's neck in order to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird. The Thunderbird then picks up the one who summons, then takes them the moon and then one goons upon the moon. One takes peyote with the sun during the process.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.

*I moongoon with the Navajos to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird*

*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *

by Moongooner November 19, 2023

Moongoon

To goon in between moon stages

Hey I was thinking about attempting a moongoon soon

by Champ gooner April 15, 2024

Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you

"I totally love moongooning!"

by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024

Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path

My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?

by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024

MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.

It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more

by Poet3991 February 15, 2024