mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

by James Jordan October 30, 2013

moofie

Stencils for your intimate designs down there. MOOFIE - Shape it in style.

Till moofie makes you cry for more.... :)

by Nancys beauty secrets January 29, 2010

moofia

A blind box designer toy from Tokidoki. Mozzarella is the leader of the Moofia, a gang assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies. Their are 8 dairy-flavored characters that come in milk carton boxes.

Which moofia did you get?

by JDuuB August 2, 2007

moofty

A slang term meaning Methamphetamines. Also the name of the dnb massive, the moofty crew!

Lets go around johnos house and smoke some moofty

I'm of my chops, this is some quality moofty

Has anyone seen my port sipper? its full of moofty

by seshwan October 8, 2007

moofie

A cross between a muffin and a cookie, but impossible to make.

After trying for days to make a moofie, her oven exploded.

by Liliacam April 3, 2008

moosticles

The large nuts contained in the sack of a moose.

holy christ, check out those moosticles! they're bigger than my head for fuck's sake.

by tittlebee May 18, 2009

Mootits

A fat chick with saggy tits.

Guy 1: "MOOTITS!!!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: *points* "Right there, the fat one!"
Guy 2: "Eww, fucking gross."

by slipknot666x August 15, 2011