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Montvale, NJ 

Montvale is a small town in Bergen county, NJ. Because of its popular array of restaurants and good hang-out spots refereed to as "town", many neighboring townsmen will spend their free time in Montvale. "Town" is a spot in the middle of Montvale consisting of Burger King, Dairy Queen, Taco Bell, a shopping strip, The Montvale Lanes (a bowling ally), and the train tracks. Those who attend high school in Montvale will go to Pascak Hills High School along with kids from Woodclif Lake. Most kids are wealthy because of the town's expensive houses. Bergen County is the second richest county in New Jersey. Kids from Montvale took it upon themselves to nickname people from Montvale "Montvaliens". Montvaliens are mostly Roman Catholic and are generally nice. Unlike the show "Jersey Shore" montvaliens are not Guido. But many do visit the Jersey Shore frequently.
Jeff- "Yo man do you want to go into town in Montvale, NJ"

Tom- "Sure, i know plenty of montvaliens, and love bowling"

Rick- "Can I come to i'm going to Pascak Hills High Schol"
Montvale, NJ by J form NJ March 10, 2011
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monroville 

It’s a shitty town that nobody likes and a bunch of gay hookups happen, Don’t go here
Oh No they Pulled a Monroville! Poor Sam and his hid friends, must have been fun
monroville by Dumb ass Tom September 30, 2021

mineville 

A Minecraft Java Edition network that has exploded into popularity in 2019. and offers gamemodes ranging from Skyblock, Prison, Survival to Factions, and Creative.
Friend 1: Hey let's play Minecraft multiplayer. Do you know a good server?
Friend 2: Yes! Let's play on MineVille, it's really fun.
mineville by burgerandcheese7 February 3, 2020

Montilla 

Present Socialist President of the Government of the Principate of Catalonia. He is the first xarnego to be president in the modern history of the Generalitat, and he is still having lessons to improve his weak catalan.
He represents the most anti-catalanist section of the PSC-PSOE.
He is also said to be unsimpathethic, fool, ignorant and slow-thinking.
Montilla is, unfortunately, the first xarnego president of the Catalan Government.
Montilla by CatalaDeVeritat January 16, 2008

Montvale 

When did Montvale turn into the fucking Bronx? We understand that you've got each others backs in a cute fight..(which means a bunch of children standing around and bumping into each other for fifteen minutes) of course we hate Woodcliff Lake except for the Chruch on Woodcliff Ave. which represents!! Let the ghetto hostility go...
Damn Montvale
Montvale by Poopsie Oopsie February 6, 2009

Montvale 

The town of Montvale is located in Bergen County, New Jersey. The social life there consists mostly of hanging out with friends of the same sex (i.e. males with males). Popular hangout spots are Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, and CVS. The female population upon entering high school begins to hang out the Woodcliff Lake-1 guys. This has little to no effect on the guys because they simply continue doing “EXTREAMS” and playing grab ass with each other. Due to a recent survey of Montvale girls, 85 % say that guys in there grade need to mature. The remaining 15 % that they have simply shut most of the Montvale guys out and moved on to Woodcliff Lakers-2.
(-1 A small town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Where the male race is clearly dominant to Montvale’s.)
(-2 Guys and Girls born or currently living in Woodcliff Lake.)
Montvale kids- "Got your elb" and "Do an EXTREAM nerve"
Montvale by Lakers September 30, 2006

Muntsville

Where Munters Hail from (possibly East kilbride)...(see Munter in urban dictionary)
God! i think we're in Muntsville, check out all the Munters
Muntsville by Munt Spotter June 11, 2004