A town in North Jersey. Quiet, boring, and tranquil. Populated by hoes and wanna be bros. People from Montville are generally Jewish, Chinese, and extremely wealthy. 80% of Montville consists of pot heads.
You need weed? Just go to Montville... Those rich hoesalways have it to sell.
other wise known as "the ville" where guidos,hicks,jew,italians,asians,and indians mix to make an amazing town.... people always say "mad" instead of "very".theres a bitch fight every year.sluts start fucking in middle school so they think their cool.the freshman are mad beat hoes who go around like its their day job.everyone talks shit about each other.a bitch fight happens every year.the Asians cheat off each other because there parents will beat them if they get a 95.and the weed,so much of it is here and 90% of the school has tried it.theres even coke and ecstasy here if you look hard enough.everyone wants to go to an open house but people are to pussy to have one.everyone talks about how they hate this town and cant wait until college.
adult 1-"lets move to montville,i heard there schools are great"
adult 2-"hell no,there is no way im raising our new kid there,the people suck and are about drama and the schools going to shit anyway"
lame, boring town, filled with potheads and fake sluts. nothing exciting ever happens here, except for an occasional awesome girl fight. the cheerleaders are beat, the homos hang out in the parking lot everyday after school, and the band members consider themselves 'athletes'
hey lets go to montville tonight!
nahhh montville is gay.
Montville is a rich town in white jersey (oops, north jersey) populated by Italians and japs, and Asians. Money is prominate, as seen by its "actresses" on Real Housewives of New Jersey. The high school is highly ranked and competitive, but the kids, and parents, know the system. Friend groups range from cliques.......to cliques, and your money determines you. Alcohol and especially weed are always available, and the house parties are pretty dope. You can't hide from mustang pride--or the resident's pride, but deep down the town has a huge heart and good people.
A warehouse party place of the pink line in Chicago to get fucked up when you have absolutely no money and don't care how long you have not showered. Lots of trannys, nudists, and acid addicts hang out here on a weekly basis. This place is known for showcasing synth heavy noise rock bands that sound terrible unless you are fortunate enough to be drunk and/or tripping on mushrooms.
"shit I only have 5 bucks on me, looks like we can't go out tonight."
"Hey, what about Mortville?"
"Ight, let's go get drunk and fuck some hipster trash!"
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."