Montanna

A very cute and hot girl with a really sweet personality. Can be viscous at times but it a good person

"Look at that hot girl over there," must be a montanna

Montanna by Brady French March 14, 2017

Hannah Montana 

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.

"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."

Hannah Montana by John Curtis September 5, 2007

Helena, Montana 

One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.

Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.

Helena, Montana by The NinJay January 2, 2012

Hannah Montana 

Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.

The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!

Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!

Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!

Hannah Montana by Old School Disney March 27, 2007

Montaha 

Montaha is the most funniest person in the universe she never fails at making people happy ,she pretty and kind hearted but if you mess with her then (R.I.P) and whoever meets her loves her from first expression the name Montaha is usually used in a Muslim country

“Have you seen Montaha ??”asked random girl

“YESS WHO DOSENT LIKE THIS GIRL EVERYONE LOVES HER “answered the other girl

Montaha by Heyayayay March 6, 2019

Montana Mount

First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!

Montana Mount by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007

Montana Tree Stand 

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

Montana Tree Stand by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019