Monstrostitty

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.

I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.

by deldelacroix September 25, 2007

monstrosity

n. mɒnˈstrɒsɪtɪ
1. The quality or character of being monstrous.
2. A mammoth or colossal being.
3. A beastly specimen among humans, often characterized by ultra manly characteristics. ex. firefighting, use of grizzly products, playing rugby, the wearing of obscenely short shorts and little else, unnatural strength for a man.

4. One whos core is way hard.

You see that guy in the busch light box cowboy hat? That monstrosity just fell off the roof, got right back up, is now doing some ridiculous but addicting dance and singing rugby songs.

by Mort1mer November 27, 2010

Monstrosity

Pouring a monster energy drink on a vagina before eating it out to make it taste better.

I pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like shit.

by Somedirtykids November 15, 2010

monstroustrous

to be monster-sized, massive, ridiculous, insane, unbeatable

this poker hand is f*cking monstroustrous!

my dick is monstroustrous

by monstroustous analizer July 8, 2009

minstrels

hyper active sweets!

"hahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahah" (this was caused by eating minstrels)

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Monstrosity

Anyone by the name of Ben

Damn ben is a real monstrosity

by 696942069 January 23, 2020

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005