monsta cawk

an enormous phallus

or
an enormous male chicken

"hey pidow, i loved riding your monsta cawk yesterday"

by robowhore August 25, 2011

Monsta Smash

A large party. A party too big to be a bash, is upgraded to a smash, but even then so big it is upgraded to monsta.

After graduation, everyone will be heading over to the monsta smash to celebrate.

by The Laper December 1, 2009

monsta chode

A monsta Chode is a Stupid Person

You are a Monsta Chode

by craptacular March 23, 2005

flopta monsta

nothing. it doesn't exist.

i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn't exist.

by bryan g (yo lizard) May 4, 2008

Lewd monsta

A female who is so lewd and lecherous that everything they do, no matter how simple or mundane the task may be, they find a way to make it highly erotic and sexual.

Leo: "Dude that new girl Ava is such a lewd monsta. I saw her writing a paper and it was so hot."
Chad: "Damn I could use a lewd monsta like that!"

by thesultanofgrip October 23, 2023

A MONSTA

to describe the size of one's tits or cock as big or huge

adama: you know how i said michael has a little chikala

aji: yes

adama: i was wrong it still hurts now! that thing is A MONSTA

by norwich April 24, 2010

funky breath monsta

the power bequeathed upon a women's pussy, referring to the pussy as it's own entity...

You need to beware the funky breath monsta.

by Dr. sSinister December 3, 2009