monstrigg

the triple XL tees that black people often seem to wear

Is that a fuckin' dress?
No, thats just his monstrigg.
Ohh, I gotcha.

by ELizz May 18, 2007

Mr. Monasterio

The best math teacher in the world. He knows how to answer your questions and help you figure stuff out and learn... no wonder he is a teacher.

"Mr. Monasterio, your so cool thanks for your help."

by Happy Bunny XD September 27, 2011

monotsoiricle

person male/female who has coolness factor of a million fonzies and a sex drive of a wild yak on heat. The word is mainly used by wealthy monkey trainers from the West Indies who migrate with their monkey herds to the fertile monkey breeding plains of Shalmandrakane.
Boris the farmer: man that guy is one smooth character.

Monkey trainer: Yeah hes wat we would call one monotsoiricle child!

by BrizzaTheAlmighty June 21, 2004

monostain

A event during sexual intercourse that a man ejaculates after only one pelvic thrust

hence the name

mono: one
stain: ejaculation

dude: was I any good
duedet: no, that was a complete monostain

by oliver (stoner 2277) February 7, 2009

Monsterize

To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.

" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"

by Gatorx October 11, 2011

Monstril

Huge Nostrils

I bet Grandma Gina can smell anything with her monstrils!!!

by GrandmaGina December 27, 2011

monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis

by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017