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Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
by Jenaravanan May 10, 2008
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Monopology

A single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
She should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and THEN she did THIS!
by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008
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monopolisation

When somebody has the most chips in poker.
It was complete monopolisation, he had all the chips.
by Louis Swain January 14, 2006
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monopadice

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.
Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*
by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008
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Monosocionetworkian

"Does Matt have a facebook? he's cute."

"No, he's a monosocionetworkian"
by Focus On The Skyline February 23, 2009
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Monopolownage

The act of violently or thoroughly dominating, owning, or serving a human or computer opponent in a game of Monopoly (board or computer game). Usually refers to a move which bankrupts said opponent.

Verb form: to Monopolown an opponent.
He took five minutes to theatrically bless the dice, having every woman in the room blow on them, and then proceeded to land right on Boardwalk... with my hotel on it. It was perfect monopolownage

He had to place mortgages on his remaining properties after landing on my Marvin Gardens, then Chance monopolowned him in the face on his next turn by sending him to Bill's Illinois Avenue.
by odInsanity July 18, 2011
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Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.
Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.
by Sociophage May 28, 2016
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