- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004
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- do you want to go on a date with me?
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
by Sezamaz March 11, 2021
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Definition: a woman who indiscriminately searches for monogamy in all the wrong places, putting out every time, "just in case he's The One."
If you engage in regretful douching and frantic Kegels after having your heart broken, only to do it all over again as soon as the smell of vinegar dissipates, then you must be a monogawhore.
by Spicahontas May 9, 2011
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Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting
some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting
some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
by Negative Nate June 3, 2011
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Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
by Zentastic January 26, 2018
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by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021
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