monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

Money Face

A gold digger and always concern is money

Geraldine is really a money face !

by SamuraiRyu May 31, 2018

Money Face

Something truly excellent. Like if your face were made of money.

Dude, Shannon totally bought me a birthday cake, and it isn't even my birthday. That was so money face of her.

by Cory&Austin January 25, 2015

My money makin' face!

What one of the hos scream when punched or sliced by a knife in Grand Theft Auto San Andeas.

"My money makin' face! You think you can punch up on me for free!"

by TMOFFT December 18, 2004

spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

MonkeyFace

Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!

Wow! That's a superb MonkeyFace that Sally just made

by MonkeyFace SEO June 4, 2013