any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
by KANE August 3, 2004
Get the shit monkey mug.soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation
noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
by Dylowned September 24, 2005
Get the shit monkey mug.Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”
by -Not a piss shit monkey September 21, 2022
Get the Piss shit monkey mug.A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
Get the Shit-flinging-monkey mug.an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)
by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005
Get the shit faced monkey bitch mug.A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
by JustWrong July 2, 2012
Get the shit sucking monkey raper mug.When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.
Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.
by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018
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