Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
Get the roast monkey nuts mug.Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
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Get the monkynuts mug.that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night
by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007
Get the MonkeyNut mug.An punk ass bigger who probably claims that he and his race are superior,yet wines about how the "honkeys" keep him down( which one is it superioror oppressed?),probably lives in a shit neighborhood where the stores have bars on any openings ie. Doors windows register not to mention the general filth lining the streets and rampant crime yet for whatever reason ( I believe it's due to stupidity) believes that his people should be in charge of this country... despite the obvious fact they can't even manage a fucking McDonald's for further proof see Africa or Jamaica or.....? Wait come to think about it they are only found places where they hitched a ride with the white man because despite the shit that's always being said about how advanced they are Africa is just now getting electricity witch I'm sure they will fuck up too
by Weaintplayedcowboysandnigs November 6, 2021
Get the monkynuts mug.An 18 year old guy that has no job and talks shit online all day to a 15 year old kid and thinks he's funny
He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with
He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with
MonkeyNut is a faggot
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