fucky monkey

When a woman wraps her legs around a man's neck like an upside down monkey and he supports her back with his arms while standing up. This sex position is ideal for maximum pleasure and adds to the effect of a woman's G-spot.

hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D

by risque russian February 15, 2010

Funk the monkey

Female masturbation

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed

by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025

Fonky Monky Friday

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.

YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY

by K1ts October 30, 2020

Fonky Monky Friday

Something the youtuber Corpse Husband DMs to famous people.

If AOC followed me back I would simply DM her Fonky Monky Friday

by wren.the.pigeon October 23, 2020

Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."

Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"

by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006

monkeyfunker

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

by JayKayJake July 15, 2008

Monkeyfunk

Basically just a slightly more polite word for 'fuck'

What the monkeyfunk happened last night?

by Matt Squires April 16, 2008