Advice Monkey

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

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Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

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Yo monkey on fire

Sex organs are excited and inflamed.

Man, yo monkey on fire seeing this booty!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

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Monkey Fucking

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.

"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"

by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015

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