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Monk
The monk is a style of the pubes. I say style, but nobody would choose to have their pubes this way. Imagine a monks head, hairy on the sides. Now imagine that in pants, hair poking here, there and everywhere. Disgusting, I know.
A wise man once said to me, go down a girl (if you don't know her that well) with your mouth; that way you find out if she's on her period without bloody fingers AND you give her a good time.
He is no longer considered a wise man. He lost his mojo, sanity and no longer knows his sexuality. He will never be the same after going down on a monk.
So all you ladies reading this, shave. Never have a monk if you wish to continue populating the earth, no guy likes a MONK ever.
A wise man once said to me, go down a girl (if you don't know her that well) with your mouth; that way you find out if she's on her period without bloody fingers AND you give her a good time.
He is no longer considered a wise man. He lost his mojo, sanity and no longer knows his sexuality. He will never be the same after going down on a monk.
So all you ladies reading this, shave. Never have a monk if you wish to continue populating the earth, no guy likes a MONK ever.
At this reallly popping party:
Guy: Hey baby, you looking fiiiiiiiiiiine tonight
Kazakh: Oh hey, I like your hair
Guy: Wanna go upstairs for a fumble?
Kazakh: Okay baby
*Go upstairs*
Guy: *singing and working his way down the girl* what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your AHHH MONKKKKKKKKKKKK!? *runs away whimpering like a puppy*
Kazakh: I was going to get you love drunk :/
Guy: Hey baby, you looking fiiiiiiiiiiine tonight
Kazakh: Oh hey, I like your hair
Guy: Wanna go upstairs for a fumble?
Kazakh: Okay baby
*Go upstairs*
Guy: *singing and working his way down the girl* what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your AHHH MONKKKKKKKKKKKK!? *runs away whimpering like a puppy*
Kazakh: I was going to get you love drunk :/
Monk by thebravewarrior March 14, 2011
Monk
YOU FOOL! Monks don't use rosary beads! They're called MALA beads! Don't you know!? Can't you tell!?
Iam "Monk? Ok, yeah... They're clearly using some kind of online medium..."
Hym "We had already established that."
Iam "Yeah, well, it's more obvious now..."
Hym "We could light the second floor of our apartment on fire 🔥😈🔥"
Iam "No! Well... No. We're not going to do that."
Hym "You know what? You're right... We're probably not high enough to prevent them from just jumping out of the windows..."
Iam "What? No! That's not the point!"
Hym "There is not point! Senseless violence! Hurray!!!"
Iam 🤦
Hym "We had already established that."
Iam "Yeah, well, it's more obvious now..."
Hym "We could light the second floor of our apartment on fire 🔥😈🔥"
Iam "No! Well... No. We're not going to do that."
Hym "You know what? You're right... We're probably not high enough to prevent them from just jumping out of the windows..."
Iam "What? No! That's not the point!"
Hym "There is not point! Senseless violence! Hurray!!!"
Iam 🤦
monk
monk by Smelly Gordon July 14, 2003
monk
something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)
monk by Kimberly An May 20, 2005