Mong hut

Noun. Council house, housing association dwelling. See Mong

Check out the tacky Christmas lights on those mong huts.

by Zucc December 3, 2004

monguer

A Spanish (Only on Spain) abreviation of "retrasado" (retarded).

Ese tío es un monguer.

Se comporta como un monguer.

by ElRotsas May 5, 2018

Mangue

Mangue is a Dominican term for a lover or sex partner.

Maria es una cuero. Este hombre no es su novio su mangue

Maria is a slut. That Man isnt her boyfriend its her lover

by El boricua chiquitito August 18, 2018

eBay mong

Someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an eBay transaction.

A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.

The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.

Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"

Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"

Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................

by antiseptic April 4, 2013

Bong mong

When someone smokes too much weed too quickly and hits that point where you can't be bothered to move never mind talk to each other. Once bong monged the victim will usually go to bed to sleep quite quickly. After smoking such an amount you are left usually staring in to space not really aware of the people around you

Hey I seen John last night and we had a bong. Shit it was totally loaded n I hit it real hard. 20 mins later I was a total bong mong. I got bong monged so bad n just fucked off to bed.

by Deborahdoo June 26, 2016

Mongus

One whom acts as if it possesses supernatural powers while making unnatural body movements.

“Hey Jebediah, check out that mongus across the street. What a weirdo.”

by Mirage1 December 10, 2019

MONG

Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.

seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!

by noah_oxf February 28, 2023