Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
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To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.
Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.
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Get the Monday'd mug.Monday Raff describes the miserable mood one finds themselves in after a weekend of slinging your spaghetti about. All future plans will be cancelled, despite the cycle repeating when the flavour kicks in on Friday
Boys I'm not lashing this weekend i'm going to have a quiet one, I'm fed up of feeling like this. "Classic Monday Raff"
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A Monaliza is one of the most genuine person you’ll ever find. A true
Catholic, who wont only do “Lord Lord” but actually go out there and
do what Christ says. Monaliza loves God and trusts in his divine
providence and loves the people who are a part of her life abundanty!.
Love actually comes very naturally to her, and if you are lucky
enough to have a Monaliza in your life, you’re in for a treat! NEVER
EVER LET HER GO!.She’s considered a human magnet, people will simply
not leave her when she talks to them, such is her charm and charisma!
A Monaliza will show and display love in a way you’ve never
experienced in your life. Buckle up to see her love for Animals and
the weaker section of the society, truly a person who will strive to
uplift any fallen soul!
Monaliza is person whom you will meet in the most mysterious way!
Please don’t expect her to be right there somewhere around you. You
will meet her through others.
She has the mystical power to fast forward the time when you spend
with her. If you want to spend 10 minuets with Monaliza, ensure you
speak to her for 1 hour of normal, usual time. Trust me on that one
buddy!
If you want a mature and a healthy relation with a person, go grab
your Monaliza! Coz I found mine!!
looked up to, so is this person,“Monaliza”.
A Monaliza is one of the most genuine person you’ll ever find. A true
Catholic, who wont only do “Lord Lord” but actually go out there and
do what Christ says. Monaliza loves God and trusts in his divine
providence and loves the people who are a part of her life abundanty!.
Love actually comes very naturally to her, and if you are lucky
enough to have a Monaliza in your life, you’re in for a treat! NEVER
EVER LET HER GO!.She’s considered a human magnet, people will simply
not leave her when she talks to them, such is her charm and charisma!
A Monaliza will show and display love in a way you’ve never
experienced in your life. Buckle up to see her love for Animals and
the weaker section of the society, truly a person who will strive to
uplift any fallen soul!
Monaliza is person whom you will meet in the most mysterious way!
Please don’t expect her to be right there somewhere around you. You
will meet her through others.
She has the mystical power to fast forward the time when you spend
with her. If you want to spend 10 minuets with Monaliza, ensure you
speak to her for 1 hour of normal, usual time. Trust me on that one
buddy!
If you want a mature and a healthy relation with a person, go grab
your Monaliza! Coz I found mine!!
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