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Bar mitzvah moustache 

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
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flopta monsta 

nothing. it doesn't exist.
i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn't exist.

moostafa 

A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad)
A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad) moostafa
moostafa by cool A October 8, 2019

shit-moustache 

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
shit-moustache by brewlio May 11, 2007

Cinco de Moustache 

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.

Moustafa 

An Arabic name Means: The Chosen One
Moustafa Ya Moustafa
Moustafa by RoCkSt@R May 11, 2009