Momento mori

Translated from Latin into English, it means, “Remember you will die.” Unless you’re an insufferable know-it-all, you probably know what this means from A Series of Unfortunate Events. You then went on urban dictionary to see if it actually meant “Remember you will die.” Instead of searching it on google like a normal person. Just finish Austere Academy and move on to Ersatz Elevator already!

Cool guy: Hey four eyes!
Nerd: Fuck you. Momento Mori.
Cool guy: what the fuck does that mean?
Nerd: “Remember I fucked your mom last night.”

by TSM Ninja June 28, 2019

Ben ha no momento

when you get a joe moment so hard and you say 'Ha no'

dude have you ever had a fucking Ben ha no momento and said 'Ha no?' it is so fucking fun dude. haha funny Xd man go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher February 8, 2021

Bruh momento numero dos

It is spanish for Bruh Moment number 2

Guy: bruh momento numero dos
Random Mexican Guy: Gives you a free taco

by Bruh372517461 September 13, 2019

Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

bruh moment but in pizza

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

by yellow garfield June 22, 2019

Bruh momento numero uno

Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.

Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.

Note: There are many "bru momentos"

Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...

In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"

by Clutch_. November 24, 2022

Zeta momento

when someone does a typical thing, usually smething only he would do that is funny and people must point it out

John said” have you heard what Fred did?” And Mark replies “Lol zeta momento”

by Potato Dealer June 6, 2022

Broh momento

A broh momento

When your bro says something so sweet yet you really wanna wack them in the back of the head.

Bro 1: “ you know who’s thicc?”
Bro2: “who?”
Bro1:”you bro”
Bro2:” broh momento dude..”

by Cannio and Emi April 7, 2020