vino moscatel

This shit will make you throw up,give you a nasty hangover and makes you hallucinate!!!

I threw up for 20 minutes after drinking Vino Moscatel, Caballo Blanco.

by hannah hangover July 13, 2009

momcation

Moms that go on vacation without their kids

My daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and I yelled I need a MOMCATION!

by mm10 February 1, 2012

Mogcat

A combination of a cat, dog, and human.

"I'm a Mogcat!"
"yeah, and I'm a hippo..."

by Mogcat March 21, 2008

Moscataro

The term "Moscataro" is used when an act of pure ledgendary skill has occurred, or quiet simply the person is a ledgend. This term stems from naples italy.

If a person is to be branded a moscataro they must meet the 3 of the 5 rules:
*Attractive
*Awesome
*Be an absolute ledgend
*performed a ledgendary act
*Be down right funky fly fresh!!

Steve: Cor Brenda did you hear what garry did?

Brenda: Yeah he pulled a Moscataro!!!

Steve: Indeed, garry is a Moscataro!!

ledgend skill italian Moscataro Buffting

by AwesomeA3000 March 1, 2009

momcannon

(adj.)to be terribly bad at something; to have/having loserish qualities; to shoot out moms

Oh Claire, why are you so bad at xbox? You are such a momcannon!

by Sand Biging October 14, 2009

momatarian

When you generally eat other peoples leftovers

Tommy is a momatarian

by cheeseydonkey December 25, 2016

momatose

Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.

See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and

Kid: What happened to Mom?

Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.

by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017