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by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018
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Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"
by dancr4ever December 09, 2013
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by bri-an May 12, 2008
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by dave smitherson October 21, 2010
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a person who will beat you up if you don't listen and snaps at you if you talk back or look her in eye. Someone that hates me unconditionally. Places bruises all over my body. Hits me with sticks or anything that will hurt me. Someone who doesn't understand your pain. Someone who doesn't love you for who you are. Not all moms are like that. Other moms love their offsprings with love and with the upmost attention. With all the patience and love in the world. I envy those who have those kind of mothers.
"My mom hit me, it didn't hurt much but it broke my heart."
by lifeexperience November 16, 2015
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The woman who give all her life to you. The woman who was made you being a human. The person who love you so much and she will take care of you no matter what was happened until her life ended. Sonetimes, you may get annoyed by her. But it's all the way to show her love to you.
Child : Mom, i love you so much
teen : Mom, i'm so sorry...
adult : Mom, thanks to all. I'm so sorry... i hope i don't make you dissapointed.
by Azzure January 05, 2015
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I had rough sex with your mom last night
by Bill November 28, 2005
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