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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
by hungry guy July 27, 2010
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Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 22, 2011
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Mental Molestation

when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.

Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it

Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!

Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
by nnjjred December 13, 2009
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Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.
Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years
by yotaterds January 18, 2021
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banana molestation

a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
dude, know what tastes absolutely amazing? banana molestation!
by Jazlo January 23, 2009
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Cellular Molestation

Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.
"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."
by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009
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