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Moises

Part of the Sussy Baka Club !!
Has red skin and looks like dracula 🧛 ♂️

Enjoys making fun of little kids bc he has no friends
Manwh0re
Gym rat, is always bulking
Girl 1: who’s that ugly guy over there ?
Girl 2: oh he’s Moises ! the ugly loner
by user2837 November 21, 2021
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Moises

Says he likes you for a long time but once you date him he will start off amazing then he will start ignoring you then find another girl and leave you for her 😃
Girl: oh hey MOISES
him even tho he is taken: Hi.. your cute
by Random person f off March 11, 2022
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moises

man with the fattest ass imaginable... a god at fortnite... puts styrophome in the microwave... burns the house down.. has a scary ass dog
man look at dat mf moises 😭
by bigbootylover657 May 21, 2022
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Moisés

El que puede abrir las aguas
Random person: aber abre las awas
Moisés: Nooooo
by Rols June 13, 2020
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moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
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Moises Romero

This one kid from equipo academy and is rich and get girls but breaks up with them fast asf faster then the fucking flash and has Gucci
A Moises Romero can I have a dollar rich kid
by sebastianthefatfuck November 24, 2018
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moises rosales

cunt ass mormon who thinks he's the shit. Also lame ass football player who fumbles, referred to as "butterfingers"
by turtle man October 1, 2004
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