moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

mise

a. (verb) To obtain something good, especially in a manner that is fortunate and/or timely.

b. (noun) Something obtained in this manner.


Coined by players of the popular TCG (Trading Card Game) Magic: The Gathering, the term is derived from the phrase "might as well" and originally applied only to cards topdecked exactly when most needed. It has since expanded in meaning to include pretty much anything lucky, unexpected, though the primary meaning remains the same.

Usually used only by TCG players, especially Magic players.

He was going to swing for the win next turn, but I mised a Wrath of God to sweep the board.

by GrifterMage June 18, 2005

Mohsen

Mohsen (Persian: محسن) is an Iranian given name for males. It is the Persian version of the Arabic name "Muhsin" which literally means a beneficent person (someone who does good). Muhsin is a Quranic name.

Hey Mohsen. How are you doin today?

by Nicolas M M April 18, 2009

Moises

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.

Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)

by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018

miserifying

Something that induces misery.

This job has become a miserifying place for me.

by King of Vihars June 11, 2006

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

Misener

The Ultimate in obvious Cool.. if your not a Misener, you are not as cool as you could be.. Don't be a second rate person when you can be a Misener.

Holy crap dude! That Misener is the ultimate in ultimate everything.. nothing that possibly be more wicked awesome!

by the_Sean January 12, 2009