ModerCize

–noun

A model's definition of exercise:

MODEL+EXERCISE=ModerCize

1. A type of physical movement or activity a model will refer to as exercise, because it burns calories. Shopping is great exercise and burns lots of calories!

Types of ModerCize can include "traditional" exercise but are usually mundane activities such as:

Fidgeting (tapping your foot) 120 calories/hour
Shopping- 156 calories/hour
Dancing- 442 calories/hour
Walking (leisure)- 283 calories/hour
Kissing/Hugging- 68 calories/hour
Dressing- 136 calories/hour
Cleaning (light) 170 calories/hour
etc...
*Based on a 150lb person (results may vary)

Antonyms: Traditional exercises like weight-lifting, running, etc...

ModerCize Example: Backstage at the Versace show the models in hair and makeup were FIDGETING constantly; tapping their feet and always posing for the camera. Once finished with hair and makeup, they were attached to their iPhones, listening to music and DANCING and bopping around. Once it was showtime, it was UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS... you get it. On average, the Versace models burned about 250 calories ModerCizing. That's as many calories as you'd burn running for 30 minutes!

by ModelSkinny September 29, 2011

Modernizing

Is when something gets made modern again, maybe by two classical musician boys, who knows? Maybe it's even made modern when they have a live stream to celebrate them getting 2 million subscribers and one of them plays a concert by Tchaikovsky and maybe, just maybe, the other brave violinist plays the entire orchestra on one violin. Maybe, on that faithful moment of time 43 thousand people, from all corners of the world, take about 54 minutes and 48 seconds off their days (or nights, if they live in Europe) to appreciate the true heroes of classical music.

It's not, but should be, 'cuz it's modernizing

by Lingling_40URS February 9, 2020

modernization

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge

Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

Residential Modernization

Residential modernization refers to the process of upgrading or renovating residential properties to enhance their functionality, efficiency, aesthetics, and overall value. It involves making improvements and incorporating modern features and technologies into existing homes. Residential modernization projects can range from minor upgrades to extensive renovations, depending on the goals and budget of the owner. Residential modernization can encompass a wide range of rehabilitations, renovations and upgrades, including structural improvements, energy efficiency upgrades, smart home integration, kitchen and bathroom upgrades, aesthetic enhancements, accessibility improvements and interior/exterior improvements to bring the residence into the future.

My townhouse is undergoing a residential modernization.

by Thunko June 18, 2023

McDenizen

A person who frequents MacDonalds restaurants to the point of essentially living there. Usually goes hand in hand with wal-martians, being that symptoms and characteristics are identical.

Man, I went into Wal-Mart today and saw tons of Wal-Martians and McDenizens hanging out in the MacDonalds there.

by Nate Spotts August 2, 2007

momerize

1: The act of a mother punishing her children/children's friends. Often used to describe a tongue-lashing.
2: When a friend acts like a typical mother, perhaps by nagging. Often used with "You sound like my mother!".

Derived from a misspelling of the word "memorize".

1: Dude, you better be a bit nicer to your mom, you don't want her to momerize you.
2: Dude, you gotta stop momerizing me! You sound like my mother!

by Delta London March 22, 2011

modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name

That building over there is very modernistic

by Dbater254 November 25, 2017