Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."
Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
by EwwGirls September 3, 2010
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adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.
Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.
by Muskox September 1, 2008
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Get the minivan mug.Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006
Get the The Minivan mug.A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.
Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.
Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.
My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.
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