Mingtea

Very, very long

Good lord! That's almost as lengthy as a mingtea!

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

mingita

A lesbian who has South Asian ethnic origin.

Origin: pun on minge-eater / mingita, as many indian/pakistani names end in "ita"

"That Indian girl's pretty - I've heard that she's a bit of a mingita though"

by johnzee November 9, 2004

mangatu

a phone slut, a delicious slice of mango, or a music fanatic

Anyone would be delighted to date a mangatu.

by b1llygo4t December 8, 2004

miniature whales

A Jim Gaffigan joke meaning sperm.

"Hmmmm, miniature whales."
-Jim Gaffigan

by Captain Caboose August 6, 2014

Mongatron

Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.

Is that another broken laptop? Becky is such a Mongatron!

by Ally-B. July 20, 2011

mungathon

This is a week long festival of activities held at your local graveyard once a year. A mungathon is where competative munging can be witnessed. Throughout this week, the stiffest and most talented competators of mungers can show what they are made of. The most popular and televised event is during the use of the mung trampoline. This event shows how truly athletic and talented mungers can be. During this event, mungers are rewarded points with style, height, creativity and power. Mungers can perform backflips on the awaiting victim to accomplish maximum mung facials. One can try and get as much height as possible as well as power on the same muging jump. First place is a sweet and lucrative award. It is a year supply of mung that has been aged to enhance its flavor. (similar to wine, but mung is better) So check your local listings for an upcoming mungathon near you. Good luck, enjoy, and mung safely.

1. I bought my own trampoline over the summer to train for the upcoming mungathon. I need to work on my reverse 180 to take the first place prize to help feed my mung hungry family.

2. Anyone have any comments or answers to this email we recieved last week. Terry, OK. "Does anyone know if there is a special olympics mungathon. Please let me know if there is"

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006