Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

by ChocoholicCatholic23 July 18, 2009

Midorable

Adj.

1. The state of being in which one is incredibly cute.

2. Attractive to the advances of people to snuggle
3. Lovable; delightful

1. She looks midorable in those fluffy pajamas.
2. My puppy is almost as midorable as my favorite teddy bear.

by Beilan August 16, 2009

Mido

A person who has a very big goal in his life that he can reach.
Never lose a Mido in your life.

Mido
Dream Catcher

by Ryx8382 January 4, 2017

Mandooshka

Uber Woman. Very, very beautiful and attractive, with a hightened sense of being and sexual awareness. She turns heads - both male and female where ever she goes. Comfortable to explore and delve into the unknown - not without caution and consideration but with a greater than average desire to experience the unexperienced and involve those with whom she is close in a mutual journey. Real, true, open, honest and sharing with a special few. If she perceives you as of similar qualities, nothing is withheld in communication of her thoughts and feelings and her willingness to listen and offer her heartfelt response is guaranteed.

If you're going on an adventure Mandooshka might just come with you.

by The Konqueror February 6, 2010

mendoucheous

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

by Anglave February 28, 2009

mendokuse

troublesome, bothersome (in context: screw it, aw man); derived from mendokusai.

You're so mendokuse Ino.

by envygreedandlust September 23, 2006