dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Mindfuck

Mindfuck: v. The act of completely amazing someone to the point of confusion and speechlessness

Mindfucker: n. Someone who destroys all sense of reality.

That InShane magic show completely mindfucked the audience!

He totally mindfucked the shit out of me! I want his cock!

by InShane Magic November 18, 2011

midnight mindfuck

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

by gergerry_da_phzzt December 9, 2008

mindfuck

An image that totally fucks with your mind. When you see it, you will shit bricks.

Wow! That picture was a mindfuck!

by rainbowbelt January 5, 2008

mindfuck buddy

A buddy with whom you regularly participate in intellectual masturbation.

Anita is my mindfuck buddy. We regularly discuss Sartre/Camus/Kant and other things related.

by nonlocal March 26, 2012

Mindfucked

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009