minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya

by Bigroar June 20, 2018

Minches

Inches that are really small. For when you want to make it sound like you have more length than you actually do.

"Yeah, I've got six minches!"
"Did you say inches?"
"Yeah, minches! Six minches!

by mitchmitchmitch33 May 26, 2022

Minched

Destroying your hardly gained gear in mmo and then leaving it for a few hours/days

Yo man, you minched again?

by JustMikee February 8, 2020