Mince and cheese pie 

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

Mince and cheese pie by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017

mince words 

To pull one's punches in the verbal sense in order to not offend.

Yeah I said it. I'm not going to mince words with you. If you don't like it then take a hike.

mince words by Reuben D. January 8, 2008

mince and cheese 

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.

"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"

mince and cheese by dirtybustard July 29, 2014

mince pie 

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

mince pie by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

mince pies

Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".

Feast your mince pies on that!

mince pies by EddyB February 7, 2005

mince medallions 

Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle.

winnets chum nuts

"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"

winnets chum nuts

mince medallions by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 14, 2010

Mince-nipper 

An uninformed usually young person or 'nipper' engaging in generally unfavourable 'mince-like' activities typical of his/her age, a little mince nipper.

Steady on, I don't want that bloody Mince-nipper involved in this game of hungry hippos; you know what he's like.

Mince-nipper by Jones Realname June 23, 2012