a midfag is a term used from 4chan.
a midfag is a fag from 4chan that has been around for a decent amount of time, but not enough to be an oldfag.
a midfag is a fag from 4chan that has been around for a decent amount of time, but not enough to be an oldfag.
by Bob rogers midfag December 8, 2009
Get the midfag mug.Term used to describe a fine looking woman, usually in her early to late 30s, who is of an age you'd think is appropriate for her to have children, and therefore seemingly appear as being a MILF , yet she may in fact not have any offspring whatsoever.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
Perv 1:"Dude, did you see that bitch over there? What a MILF!"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
by pilotperv July 11, 2009
Get the MILFable mug.Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.
Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.
Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.
May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.
Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.
Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.
May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.
Person A: Dude i heard that
Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...
Person A: Dude, now i can smell it
Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair
Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...
Person A: Dude, now i can smell it
Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair
by nash667 February 23, 2010
Get the Misfart mug.Someone, often time a girl, who looks innocent but is actually a very dirty badass who will dominate in a fight.
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Get the Mimran mug.A unique indiviual with luscious locks. One with eyebrows filled with potential. And a deep desire to be on Stranger Things. Watch out Milly Bobby Brown she might just steal your man!
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Get the Miafarry mug.A hoe who loves sex and loves to pleasure herself with dildos and masturbates a shit ton.
Alternate meaning: A gay.
Alternate meaning: A gay.
by KingKing6972 February 25, 2020
Get the Milfana mug.Meme like images. Typically, photos that have been finely edited with words incorporated for an intended purpose other than displaying cultural phenomenons or humor.
For Example: Beautiful images with scripture verses blended in. Or, famous quotes layered into a photograph or art piece.
For Example: Beautiful images with scripture verses blended in. Or, famous quotes layered into a photograph or art piece.
I found this site online, they have a lot of mimages of previous presidents.
Check out this FB post, they posted a mimage of Einstein.
Can you help me make a mimage for John 3:16?
Check out this FB post, they posted a mimage of Einstein.
Can you help me make a mimage for John 3:16?
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