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Metro Melrose

Named after the Melrose Fire Department in Melrose New York. A term commonly adopted by the entire Town of Schaghticoke to describe Melrose Fire Department. They are the "Lost Borough" of the FDNY. Also known as "MFDNY".
"Oh christ, here comes Metro Melrose".
"Who called Metro Melrose"
"Someone cancel Metro Melrose"
by The Lost Borough April 21, 2009
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Malroosteen

An elusive and wild creature that is native to central Indiana. It is highly aggresive and survives mostly on a diet consisting of nature hikers and teenagers. The creature is also coverd in a thick layer of hair with an large patches on the back side. Also a member of the leykun werewolf species.
There's a wild Malroosteen be aware!
by alopez1888 March 26, 2010
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microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
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Micro-Flex

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.
Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
by FC.RIE238221 October 10, 2018
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Micro Kwaygon

I heard Justin has a Micro Kwaygon. It's really Tiny.
by Brandon Packard November 10, 2019
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Maximus Micro Light

A patented LED keychain flashlight used by the military, airline pilots, campers, survivalists, and Fortune 500 corporations as a promotional giveaway.
The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.
by Micro Light Guy August 22, 2010
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a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.
1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era
by doubledareya April 4, 2022
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