millitery gaglefuck

A group of merine infentrymen in a larfe gathering

The mernines are in a millitery gaglefuck

by anonymous August 26, 2021

Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.

That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.

by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

by Matt May 17, 2004

Millimeter Peters

A young gentlemen who is a sniper on the pitch of a sport

The millimeter peters were dominating the field

by jeffgay August 4, 2007

Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.

Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"

by JellyBeanz March 7, 2015

44 millimeter

When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.

Mom-hey Danny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.

by simple man trump June 27, 2016

millimeter

A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.

have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.

by arousing February 26, 2017