milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

The Milkman

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.

Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

by milkmans_New_Moderator July 30, 2020

milliany

a smart, outgoing girl with a beautiful name. cares for her friends, and wishes everyone the best. Never let go someone with the named Milliany because you will regret it!

Milliany is so nice!

by andrea campos November 8, 2020

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

Cesar Millan

Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.

Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!

Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!

Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"

by Doggmaster431 July 17, 2009

50's Milkman

Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.

Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.

by Foetusincome November 9, 2011

milkman's lozenges

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank

Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007