The dirtiest, laziest, and/or sad excuse for a man. Often found sucking his own dick. A "Miller" will often give you an intense headache from his endless rants. Unlovable and often lost, he lurers small children with candy for friends.
by twhattt June 6, 2013

Miller, a.k.a. Pvt. Miller, is a character on COD5 who does all the shit that the sergeant won't do. More generally, a miller is someone who you make do all the dumb shit that you won't do yourself, mostly because it is life-threatening.
Sgt. Roebuck: Miller get on those MG's!
'Friend': Hey miller, get on that grenade.
'Friend 2': Yeah miller, cross the street without looking.
'Friend': Hey miller, get on that grenade.
'Friend 2': Yeah miller, cross the street without looking.
by punkyBrewster January 14, 2009

by dudericious June 29, 2007

Someone who manipulates and lies without ceasing. They actually believe their tongues will fall out if they tell the truth.
by colaho October 9, 2008

In a mafia game, a miller is a role where you are town-alligned, but come up mafia when investigated
by milla_time89 June 9, 2008

Miller is a last name of a great family, they all love each other.they sometimes get in a fight but all ways make it up to each other.
by Urbankadkmm November 23, 2020

Firefighter #1 "that guy in the car accident is still in a coma."
Firefighter #2 "I would rather die than be a miller for the rest of my life."
Firefighter #2 "I would rather die than be a miller for the rest of my life."
by Tyler Durden III September 12, 2006
