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Miguel

keyboard enthusiast; loves cars, especially BMW E30, which he will probably own 3 of. gets tilted at league of Legends but won't break anything, because half of the things he builds. Has aimbot in Fortnite, a good teamate but only wants kills. Loves the devil's music, METALCORE; the more they scream the better. Has a kink for tattoos and big boobies. Really good friend. Will sleep for 1hr and a half and he is good to go. Probably has a beard and wear glasses, Pirelli glasses. Jk they are prada. Because the devil wears prada and he loves the devil. And of course, a very big food lover!! Loves all food and cooks! *wink wink*
Miguel will help me build a keyboard after he cooks pasta and salmon for me.
by doritolover08 April 29, 2022
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san miggers

A slang term for the popular Spanish beverage San Miguel. Not to be confused with the derogatory termsand niggers
by Barlow & Daz August 17, 2018
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Miguel drunk

A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.

This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.
dude, I swear, every time you get Miguel drunk you get Mike Donahue gay.
by Nuri January 2, 2005
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Miguel

A Mexican-American that is a true and dear friend. His unselfishness is what makes his character so great. He could be distant at times but that is only because he feels like he is being ignored by his peers.
Miguel is the type of friend that is not able to go to the strip club with you but would still be willing to give you spending money.
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by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF March 5, 2022
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by The ass eater May 7, 2018
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Miguel

Miguel is a nice and caring person and definitely doesn't always think about sex except if you bring it up. Miguel is a very athletic person. Miguel's DICK IS SO BIG YOU CAN HEAR THE BLOOD PUMP THROUGHOUT HIS ENTIRE PENIS LIKE A HEARTBEAT IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOSS BATTLE so if you hear a Miguel then you'd better run before he turns around and proceeds SKULL FUCK YOUR GIRL WITH HIS MASSIVE DINOSAUR COCK . Miguel is a pretty misunderstood person just because you can see HIS GINORMOUS HORSE NUTS from a mile away.
Girl :OMG Miguel's weewee is so big
Miguel:lol
by migthewurm December 3, 2020
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