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midlander

Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.
Chris is from Northampton so therefore is a Midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.
by daniel horan July 26, 2007
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Midleftern

A young person from the Midwest who's politics are left wing because they lack the foresight to think 20 years in the future.
You're such a midleftern douchebag.
by americanidiot69 December 27, 2022
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midlothian tx

A small ass town in Texas South of Dallas. That is overrun by dick cops who literally have nothing better to do than put people in jail for roach weed. The girls are known as Midlo hoes. This town is so boring that all the schoolers get drunk and drive their douche bag trucks up to whataburger on Friday night. Seriously never come to Midlothian Tx.
Midlothian Tx is a small Texas town
by janedoe187 February 26, 2015
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Milly

Milly is the hottest girl around and she is a model. She has the best body and everyone loves her, if you know someone named Milly they are the funniest and most entertaining people to have around, we all love Milly but she’s usually the slow one in the group but everyone still loves her, she is really fit even though she does nothing and she will most Likely become rich.
Milly is a hot bitch
by Gregorny2222 August 8, 2019
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Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.
I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.
by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011
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midland mi

A boring city full of snobby rich folks that keep everything hidden, also known as "pleasantville"
man def not midland mi that place sucks its boring
by pbb003800 April 8, 2011
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Midland, Tx

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 8, 2009
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