medical school

A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.

"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"

by Jliu November 20, 2006

mindicators

a sick cunt band that likes to pop some mad grooves

hey have you heard that cool band mindicators?

yeah they're cool i guess, but do u wanna play toin coss?

by min that June 24, 2009

Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.

Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.

by blazingbob November 6, 2011

Medical Student

The most hardcore people you will ever meet. They are two thirds of the Mars Bar slogan: work, play. Always accompanied by their iPhone and possibly a pager.

Jack: He's crazy!

Jill: No, he's a medical student.

Jack: Oh.

by MedStudents October 20, 2010

Medicated Drone

A person under the influence of prescription pain medication whose personality and emotions completely disappear. This person will act like a shell of a human being that is being controlled from a remote location (i.e. a drone).

Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.

John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.

Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.

by Sparkles1974 August 2, 2012

3d Medical Battalion

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than tsuffered by holocause victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012

medical school

The place Biology majors go to have their dreams of becoming an ethical physician brutally slaughtered whilst simultaneously getting into insummountable debt.

"I have a 4.0 GPA, 10 years of my life I'm not doing anything with, masochistic tendencies and the desire to owe an unforgiving financial institution $200K at 24% interest...I know! I'll apply to medical school."

by redgyul September 24, 2004