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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
human: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Microwave by mmmicrowave mmmman April 22, 2021

Microwave 

A slang term for a computer monitor, popularized by the biggest streamer of all time on twitch Red596

"My microwave is on the fritz, I need a new one"

Microwave by Red596 November 17, 2021

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To microwave someone is to fuck someone

I’d let him microwave me.

Microwave by Allevant February 13, 2022

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A box you can cook or reheat food in.

Dude I put your hamster in your microwave!

Microwave by Microwave moment July 12, 2022

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it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person 1: *is asleep*
Person 2: *Turns microwave on*
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

Microwave by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE October 12, 2022

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microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP

man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket

microwave by i love maffins October 23, 2019

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To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

Microwave by Dave August 25, 2003