MicroWordCheck

The act of opening a Microsoft word document. By doing this You can open documents that will be in your saved folder.

Jacob MicroWordCheck your documents.

Have you MicroWordCheck ever?

by DoctorLoveee January 19, 2011

Microtransgretion

The act of a video game company selling surprise mechanics regardless of anyone's consent.

Microtransgretion, Microtransactions, Loot boxes, DLC, EA Games

by MysteryManTK July 24, 2019

MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

by Oh Canada July 6, 2003

metrotard

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

by rachiebear October 20, 2006

microtransactions

when you have sexual intercourse and/or ejaculation while having a micropenis

Johnny came over last night and gave me some good microtransactions with his tiny dick

by Karab okama December 1, 2020

microtroller

a combination of the Nintendo Wii controller and the Nintendo Wii Microphone combination, used during American Idol Karaoke

Rocky, give me the microtroller, it is my turn to sing.

by chanelboy August 4, 2010

Microtapp

To "wiretapp" (with 2 Ps) someone's microwave by covertly installing a camera inside a microwave. Frequently used by the FBI, CIA, and Obama

Kellyanne Conway: Obama microtapped Trump tower so he could watch Donald Trump reheat kfc

by itsmegagan March 15, 2017